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         <title>2008 Christmas Letter</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<h2><img class="right" height="280" alt="LacySteveGlacier.jpg" src="http://www.steveandlacy.com/assets_c/2008/12/LacySteveGlacier-thumb-300x280.jpg" width="300" />The Cliff Notes Version:</h2>
<p>Lacy started the year off in a new job at <strong>Vanderbilt</strong>. Steve transferred to a new department at HCA. Lacy, Steve, Jim, Carolyn, Mark, Glenda and Sarah all went to <strong>Alaska</strong> together this summer. Lacy's grandmother <strong>Ruth</strong> passed away. Lacy goes to <strong>camp</strong>. Steve goes to <strong>Lollapalooza</strong>. Steve builds lots of things in the yard. Go <strong>Commodores</strong> - all the way to the Music City Bowl! <strong>Charlee</strong> visits from England - we go shopping, see some Blue Men and scream at Universal in Orlando. Lacy starts grad school. Steve goes to <strong>Vancouver</strong> and learns a lot. Grandmother and Grampy have been <strong>married 65 years</strong> ... and Grampy turns 90! <span class="Apple-style-span" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Coach Steve</span> and the Red Rhinos have a winning season. Steve and Lacy have been <strong>married 8 years</strong>&nbsp;and are starting 2009 off on the <strong>slopes</strong> in Boone.</p>
<h2>The Extended Version:</h2>
<p>I started a new job in January -- doing web development and graphic design at <a href="http://www.vanderbilt.edu/">Vanderbilt University</a>.&nbsp;One of the cool benefits of working there is their tuition benefit ... so I decided to take advantage of it and this summer applied to the VU Grad school to get my masters degree. I highly underestimated the amount of time it would require ... it took me several weeks to get back into the swing of things with the reading and writing assignments. I finished my first class 2 weeks ago and, surprisingly, am already looking forward to next semester :)</p><img class="mt-image-none" height="145" alt="alaska-2008.jpg" src="http://www.steveandlacy.com/i/alaska-2008.jpg" width="535" /> 
<p><br />This summer our family did something we've not done in over a decade -- a "Family Vacation". It was most excellent! My parents, brother and sister-in-law and niece, and Steve and I all went on an <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/lacylouwho/collections/72157605447530114/">Alaskan cruise</a>. Steve and I flew up to Seattle a few days before the cruise and did the tourist bit with the Space Needle, Pike Place Market and, of course, visiting the very first Starbucks :) Then we took a lovely train ride to Vancouver where we met up with Mom, Dad, Mark, Glenda and Sarah. The cruise was amazing - Alaska is absolutely beautiful - breathtaking at times. We saw black and brown bears, bald eagles, elk ... we actually heard a glacier moving! The beauty of Alaska is unmatched... if you ever have the opportunity to go to Alaska - do it! </p><img class="left" height="170" alt="RuthGoins.jpg" src="http://www.steveandlacy.com/assets_c/2008/12/RuthGoins-thumb-140x170.jpg" width="140" /> 
<p>My Grandmother, Ruth Goins, passed away on May 3 after a long battle with cancer. My dad is one of five children - and they all have children - some of whom have children. So there are quite a few of us when we all get together :) After Grandmother's funeral, the whole family went back to her home for dinner and just to spend time together. I have to think - it would have made her so happy to see all of us there. My uncles David and Steve telling stories about growing up ... us laughing and enjoying being with family.</p>
<div style="CLEAR: both"></div><img class="mt-image-none" height="145" alt="camp2008.jpg" src="http://www.steveandlacy.com/i/camp2008.jpg" width="535" /> 
<p><br />In July, I went to our church's <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/firstbaptistnashville/sets/72157606150709674/">student summer camp</a> for the fourth year - down to Panama City Beach. The theme this year was "Wild West". Steve assisted with the decor/carpentry projects again this year ... we had all sorts of camp decor filling our garage for weeks: 7' tall cowboy boots (complete with blue jean legs sticking out of the top!), 150 yards of burlap, faux barbed wire, and even a covered wagon! It was a wonderful time with our students - even if we did have monsoon rain a few times that week and the beach was covered in green gunk for 2 days:) </p><img class="mt-image-none" height="145" alt="yard2008.jpg" src="http://www.steveandlacy.com/i/yard2008.jpg" width="535" /> 
<p><br />Steve had another big summer of outdoor projects. To our longtime Christmas letter readers,&nbsp;I know, you're surprised. :P &nbsp;He's methodically turning our boring backyard into a really beautful garden. He built two different patio areas and a water fountain - and we also planted a few trees, some rhododenrons, wisteria and knockout roses. The wave petunias we planted in June ... were STILL blooming in early November! Unreal! I'm hoping we'll actually have some wisteria blooms next summer on the gazebo :) </p>
<p><img class="right" height="183" alt="lollapalooza.jpg" src="http://www.steveandlacy.com/i/lollapalooza.jpg" width="275" />Steve went to Chicago in August for Lollapallooza ... here he is at the Rage Against the Machine concert.</p>
<p>We have season tickets to Vanderbilt football and have cheered the Commodores all the way to the <a href="http://www.vanderbilt.edu/bowl">Music City Bowl</a> -- and we'll be there on December 31 when they face Boston College! (I got to build the bowl website for the athletics department - a fun project to end the year with!)</p><img class="mt-image-none" height="145" alt="Charlotte.jpg" src="http://www.steveandlacy.com/i/Charlotte.jpg" width="535" /> 
<p><br />Charlee, our niece from England (parents are Kim and Jane - Steve's sister), came to stay with us for two weeks in August. (It was her first trip back to the states since coming over for our wedding eight years ago!) We had a great visit with her - did A LOT of shopping, sight-seeing and even squeezed in a 3 day trip down to Florida (spent 2 days at Universal Studios, saw Blue Man Group, and enjoyed a morning at Cocoa Beach). The two weeks went by way too quickly for all of us though. (Happy 16th Birthday to Charlee - December 23!)</p>
<p>Steve spent a week in Vancouver, Canada in November on a training course for work. He didn't get to do much sightseeing while he was there though ... in classes all day and it was dark by the time he was done for the day.</p>
<p><img class="left" height="200" alt="GrandmotherGrampy.jpg" src="http://www.steveandlacy.com/i/GrandmotherGrampy.jpg" width="200" />My grandparents (Hayden and Ita Lacy) don't do a Christmas letter ... but 2008 would have been a great year to write one. In March, they celebrated their 65th wedding anniversary; in November, Grampy celebrated his 90th birthday! Much celebration was had and anniversary and birthday wishes overflowed :) We spent Thanksgiving at their house helping them plant new trees after a clearing of some massive pine trees that were too close to their house.</p>
<p>Towards the end of the summer, a friend of Steve's took on the coaching role of his daughter's soccer team (the Red Rhinos!) with another of the Dads. Neither of the Dads had ever played soccer, so Steve volunteered to help them out and that's how he came to be teaching 8 year old girls to play soccer. The Red Rhinos won their first match 15-0 and needless to say the girls and their parents thoroughly enjoyed it, and went on to have a great season -- winning six of their seven matches and scoring over 50 goals. It was a really rewarding experience watching them put into practice their newly learned soccer skills and they turned out to be a great bunch of enthusiastic girls. The parents enjoyed watching the matches too and asked if we would coach them again next summer!</p>
<p>We celebrated our 8 year wedding anniversary on December 2. We're going to Boone, North Carolina during the first few days of 2009 for some snowboarding/skiing; Steve will be doing jumps and gracefully twirling his way down the slopes on his snowboard... and I'm just hoping I don't break a leg trying to get off the ski-lift in one piece! </p>
<p>May God Bless you, your family and friends in the coming year,</p>
<p>Steve &amp; Lacy</p>]]></description>
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         <title>Oh the typewriter!</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="typewriter.jpg" src="http://www.steveandlacy.com/i/typewriter.jpg" width="350" height="234" class="mt-image-right" style="float: right; margin: 0 0 20px 20px;" /></span><p>Saw this typewriter on <a href="http://mightygoods.com/archives/2008/12/olivetti-manual-typewriter">mightygoods.com</a> in their gift ideas section. </p>

<p>"This portable style is the very last manual typewriter in production today. No power required! 44 keys w/ 88 symbols, one ribbon included that types both black &amp; red ink and that oh so satisfying clickety-clack of the keys."</p>

<p>Oh how I LOVE typewriters. When I was growing up, my grandmother had a REALLY old typewriter in her back room. I would go in there every time I was down there, put a sheet of my school paper in the type writer, roll it up to the first line, and start typing a note to someone (usually my best friend, Karen - who I think still has some of these notes!)  These notes were usually totally meaningless ... but I can recall many of them where I would be heartbroken - or insanely happy - but most of them weren't memorable notes. But I do remember loving using the typewriter.  It made everything seem ... more.  More important.  More dramatic.  Just ... MORE!</p>

<p>Even then, I loved the neatness of the typed note.  The ability to have RED words.  Double spacing.  It was just cool. And click clack I would go.  Then -- I'd roll out the paper -- and do the only thing a girl could do with a note then -- fold it into an intricate almost origami-like piece of beauty. You had to fold it just right too ... so that the little corner stuck out from the last folded edge - so your friend could easily unfold it.  </p>

<p>I think I'm too cheap to spend $125 on this typewriter ... but my grandmother still has that old typewriter at her house.  Over Christmas, I may just have to sit down and type a letter to Karen for old time's sake!</p>]]></description>
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         <title>you must use the force ... woooookkkiiieeeeee</title>
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My mom emailed these pictures to me last night .... said it had been going on for about an hour before she finally went and got her camera.  Sarah was testing Macgyver on telling time - he "failed a couple of questions" though - according to Sarah. Note that MacGyver is trying by pointing out w/ his paw the correct answer. Sarah kept saying "you really need to study MacGyver ..." LOLOL.

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         <title>Geek and Destroy</title>
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homepage of <a href="http://sports-ak.espn.go.com/ncf/index" target="_blank">espn college football</a> today: 

GEEK AND DESTROY

The SEC's smallest school, and only private university, is known more for its academics than its football. Fans were celebrating the Commodores first appearance in the Top 25 since 1984 even before the game started, sporting signs that boasted "Geeks rule."

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         <description><![CDATA[I had been thinking for weeks on ideas of things to give Josh as a goodbye gift ... i wanted it to be something that represented his ministry here in Nashville, and also something that was "me".  What I ended up with was this -- a mosaic of images from every event since Josh started at FBC ... in the shape of the student ministry logo.  I think it turned out well ... and will be something he will keep forever and will always make him smile :)

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         <pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 13:15:09 -0600</pubDate>
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         <description>Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are some of last year&apos;s winners...
 
   1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
 
   2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
 
   3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
 
   4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.
 
   5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
 
   6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
 
   7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.
 
   8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife&apos;s infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.
 
   9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn&apos;t.
 
10. From the attic came an unearthly howl.  The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you&apos;re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.
 
  11. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
 
 12. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds that had also never met.
 
 13. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap - only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.
 
 14. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil.  But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
 
 15. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.
 
 16. He was as lame as a duck.  Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.
 
17. He was deeply in love.  When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.</description>
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         <title>So ... what do you do?</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>Friend of mine sent this to me ... hehe. </p>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 13:17:38 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>The Shedding Summers</title>
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Every summer we deal with it.  It never gets any better.  Our dog, Macgyver, is a Siberian Husky.  And every summer (actually it usually starts in spring) ... he starts shedding.  Crazy shedding.  HUGE tufts of white hair just come off of him when you're petting him.  You brush and brush him ... and you could brush all day and never get it all.  Huskies fur is SO thick ... that even with all this shedding ... his coat is still just as thick as ever.  Our backyard looks like it's snowing when we go out to "de-fur" him.  We try to catch it all and put it in a trash bag ... but there's just too much of it!  

The above photo is the result of about 4 passes with the de-furring brush we have.  Argh!!!]]></description>
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         <title>Alaska Photos</title>
         <description><![CDATA[Below are my favorite 47 photos from the whole 2500+ photos we all took on our trip to Alaska :)  <br /><br />
If you want to view all 200+ that I posted online -- <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/lacylouwho/collections/72157605447530114/">click here for the flickr collection</a>!  <br /><br /><br />


<em>(click on the picture to go to the next slide!)</em><br />

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         <pubDate>Sat, 07 Jun 2008 13:56:22 -0600</pubDate>
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